TMI

Please brace yourselves! Yesterday my hubby and I began this 7 day herbal cleanse. 10 Parasit eliminator pills! We are already distressed over the excesive hunger pains and lake of food. We have a lot of preparation to do. Last night I was fine - going to bed with a mild case of stomach cramps. However, this morning was a MUCH different story. My stomach felt oh so tight, but no alarms were ringing. I was starving though. After getting ready for the day, the call came...TMI! Afterwards I went to the kitchen and prepared some fresh organic carrot/pear juice to take my next round of pills, 6 Super Green Boost pills to be exact. I rushed out the door after giving my husband his daily intake directions.

On the normal day of traffic, but within the blink of an I it all changed. Hunger pains became shooting pains down my spine which then signaled by bowels to...TMI! Only problem, I was stuck in traffic and the world seemed to move like a snail. "Get the hell on DAMN it" is all I could scream to make me feel better. 5min from my babysitters home...I had to call her and say "man the door, im coming in!" Got to her house and...TMI. How embarrassing, but hey we're all human right. Whoooo feeling much better I rush off to work. More traffic! Now I'm nervous because I dont know when and what will hit me. OH NO the urge reappeared, like something was going to explode out of me. "Get the f--k out the way people!!!" Now I dont curse very often so you can imagine what I was going through. Sweat beads start to form. After a long 15in ride...I reach the golden arks...NO not Mikky D's...MY JOB. Bathroom access all day baby!! By 8am I already visited the thrown 3 times in 2hrs...TMI!