When One Door Opens, Another One Closes

I realize I have transposed this saying, but in the case of AZ...this is exactly what occurs. Arizona has provided my family a home of our own, BUT thats about all I can think of. Its such a backwards state in more ways than one; however, the topic for today is...THE SUCKING JOB MARKET!!! Can I get a witness??!!! Not only do most people take a large pay cut when moving here, but you also have to sacrifice years of experience just to have ANYTHING to pay the bills. I mean really, what is it with the companies here that sike you out with astonishing, quaint final interviews? Telling you, "the decision is between you and one other candidate." So of course your opportunity seems like a shoe in until...BAMMM no return phone call or information letter. Where in the world is the professionalism in this city?! Men have it very hard, especially our brothas. But that is entirely a whole other discussion. All we ask is that you, AZ, get with the times. You have let your house prices rise to keep up with the Jones', so why not do the same for the job market?!